Swimming with Dolphins: A Review of Danny the Dolphin

This is a story about a first dalliance with the sex toy – Danny the Dolphin.

It’s also a story of excess; what happens when you over indulge.

The toy, in this form, is now considered out dated, the more modern versions are rechargeable, more sophisticated but also carry a bigger price tags. If you are looking for an excellent, entry level, battery operated toy that you don’t need to take  out a second home loan to afford… read on

 

Swimming with Dolphins

For someone who has a greedy sexual appetite, my enjoyment of sex toys only came into full throttle at a late ish age.

I had a vibrator, but it was a hard plastic thing with latex attachments. These attachments eventually melted into a ball of sticky goo.

In my early years, I enjoyed and focused a lot on vaginal orgasms, possibly to the detriment of my clitoris, or perhaps it was the phase I was in. Things were about to change.

I had heard many a story about Danny the Dolphin and Roger the Rabbit, but had never really looked into these toys. Until the day I did…

Before I go any further I have to reassure both men and women that I have never heard of a single person who has said, ‘Well that’s it, now that I have discovered this vibrating rabbit/dolphin [insert name of toy] I declare I no longer need a partner in the form of a human being, this plastic toy will suffice.’

And if there is someone out there who genuinely feels this way, please in box me, I really want to hear your story.

These days I mostly buy toys on line, but that’s not my preferred way of shopping. It’s a bit like buying a dress on line, it may look good in the picture but seeing it on the hanger, feeling the fabric, trying it on; is quite a different story – it may not be the right cut or fit for your figure. We are all built differently in every way!

I’m not saying I go into the ‘fitting room’ of an adult shop and try out the toy options, although believe you me I wish I could, I’m just saying it’s nicer to feel them in your hand, and see the size and speed of vibrations.

But this story takes place more than 10 years ago, before I had a fabulous rechargeable collection.

I took my time looking at the Rabbit and Dolphin collections in a rather dingy sex shop; there was an impressive variety of options.

I eventually settled on a handsome 12 inch, bright blue Danny the Dolphin. It was a bog standard vibrator with those white pearls inside the shaft that rotated, and the baby dolphin head for clitoral stimulation.

The moment  I received details of my next business trip, I immediately packed Danny. I wanted to try this dolphin alone, no disturbances.

After the obligatory client dinner, I settled onto my crisp white linen sheets in the swish hotel I was staying at,  ready for some fun. It was time to explore.

I poked the various buttons – different speeds, different bits vibrated, the blue shaft twirling in a circle…ooh this looked like a party!

And boy oh boy was it ever!

Using only the clit stimulator (baby dolphin) while holding the shaft, gave a super intense, fast orgasm.

With the 12 inch shaft inside me switched on, and the baby dolphin switched off, the rotating beads felt more like an excavating machine digging for diamonds.  Not going to be a favourite.

Using the 12 inch shaft inside me switched off, and the clit stimulator switched on… remains my choice way to clitoral orgasm with this toy.

Holding the baby dolphin, everything switched off, and well yes, fucking myself with 12 inches of blue gave a great vaginal orgasm.

I tried all the options, all the speeds and all the variations on a theme. Found my favourite, and just kept going!

By 3am I knew I needed to switch off, and go to sleep.

Yes, definitely, of course, it stands to reason,  I had been going for nearly 5 hours, enough is enough… okay so… just one more.

I don’t have an addictive personality; my motto has always been everything in moderation.

But this night, my maiden voyage with Danny, I just couldn’t get enough.

How many times is enough to cum in one night?

Why, who’s counting, who’s asking? How long is a piece of string?

But no one writes articles about what happens when you over stimulate yourself with a battery operated vibrating object, quite possibly because no one has been  insane enough to do this!

My colleagues and myself were due to fly home the following morning, so on 3 hours sleep I dragged myself to the hire car where the rest of my team were waiting to drive to the airport.

It became apparent that walking, upright, in jeans was even too big an ask.

Any vague friction that occurred was a combination of intense pain and pleasure, but not the kind that could be easily hidden.

It caused my body to shudder and jolt and my exhausted stomach muscles to contract. My colleagues raised a curious eyebrow, but they couldn’t make sense of my sudden weird body spasms, and were far too polite to ask.

And who knew how many potholes and bumps there were on the way to the airport, which caused me to shriek and wriggle in an uncomfortable throb.

I can only describe the sensation as the moment just before you cum when everything is overly sensitive and engorged, and the concluding stimulations will ignite the orgasm.

The only difference is you are not naked on a bed / couch/ table… anywhere really… and you never cum and start to suffer from ‘I’m almost there’ fatigue. The sensation aligns more with pain than pleasure and after 8 hours, you better believe I was over it!

My overindulgence aside, Danny the Dolphin is a highly recommended, easy to use battery operated sex toy.

A simple 3 speed toy, that is outstanding for clitoral orgasms. It gives a very intense fast orgasm, and if things get too intense you can gear down on speed. Having the shaft inside, switched off gives a fullness to the satisfaction. Some may enjoy the excavation feeling, it’s up to individual choice.

It’s also a toy that can be used together with a partner, the vibrations on the penis give a lovely sensation and it’s magnificent for DP (Double Penetration); the clitoris is taken care of with the baby dolphin, and between the Dolphin shaft and the cock both anus and vagina are filled. If this is something you enjoy, you cannot go wrong with this toy.

The design features over the years have been improved – rechargeable, waterproof, ratio of main shaft to stimulator adjusted, to mention a few upgrades. Please read my review of ‘The Swan,’ which is a 21^st century design of the Dolphin – Review of The Swan

Did I mention a vibe does not replace the real thing…but it’s a very nice, okay Mrs Warren at the nursery is nice, it’s awesome and in my opinion a must have.